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18 February 2016

42 Nugs and a Dog #HogsAbroad

There are a lot of living creatures to be acutely aware of in Thailand. Mosquitos that bite during the day, risk of dengue. Mosquitos that bite during the night, risk of malaria. Large centipedes that carry poisonous venom. Etc, etc. etc. 

But one animal I never thought I would need to be careful of was dogs. Unfortunately the fluffy, cute and darling dogs just might have rabies so it’s best to limit contact with them too. They’ve barked, chased and growled at me countless places, from random beach towns to crowded city streets. Obviously not all of them carry rabies but time and time again I’ve been warned to be cautious. Especially after my friend got attacked in Hua Hin by a stray dog and had to start the dreaded series of rabies shots. Which you have to start immediately because once you start showing the signs of rabies you’re chances of fighting it are slim. 
IMG_9529The first time I walked in the Prathom 3/2 classroom back in November I strode in with a  huge amount of confidence after I totally rocked the class before (keep in mind this was my third day at school). 

I started to show my example of how to make a name tag, using as much energy as I could to keep the attention of 42 nuggets. I paced up and down the isle to engage each set of eyes. As I stood in the middle of the classroom I felt something a tad sharp ram into my leg. I looked down and it was a skinny, ugly, flee infested dog. My heart rate spiked as I checked to see if it had bit me.Ever since I arrived I have this foreboding vision of be being rushed to the hospital post dog/monkey bite since they harped on this issue constantly during orientation. Fortunately I was wearing pants and could be sure that, in fact, the dog didn’t bite me. The kids called the dog away from me and I slowly walked back to the front of the classroom, terrified to cross the imaginary boundary that was obviously her territory. I ended class a tad early and slowly backed up into the hallway and bolted to my office.

The first month I dreaded this class. It’s hard to teach while keeping one eye on my kids and one eye on the dogs whereabouts. This dog straight up hated me. The kids always dragged it around by its tail and violently hit it, yet she takes it all and has never snapped at them. After awhile the kids could sense my timid nature around the dog and would call or push it away. She would bark at me, growl and bud her head against my leg as if challenging me to a dual. 

I’d even found myself silently wishing that we would accidentally run over her while we drove into school every morning expecting every human and animal to move out of our path. (side note: pedestrians in no way have the right of way here. Teachers honk to get the students to move each morning….we’ve gotten a bit too close for my comfort a few times. And personally Christine has saved my life a few times tugging me away from motorcycles appearing out of thin air). 

Fortunately, slowly but surely, the tables have turned and it’s no longer me running from demon dog. Her little dog brain started to comprehend that in fact it wasn’t a one-on-one game we were playing. It was 43 against one and her impolite behavior was not being tolerated. My timid dance around the classroom has ceased and now I’m in charge. 

The queen has been dethroned and there’s new royalty in town! Watch out upper Prathom building, Teacher Amy is here to stay.

XOXO, Amy
In other news….

1) I can’t wait to try out all of these recipes in my rice cooker!! Chocolate lava cake…I think yes!!
2) Today I had my last P2/2 class. The same insanity ensued and at one point two girls were sitting on the floor massaging my legs as I held up pictures while talking with anyone who would listen.
3) My P2/2 class also kept pointing at my face saying “black, black.” I thought they were referring to my slightly tan skin from a weekend in the sun and was impressed by their knowledge of the word. Only to find out that I indeed have whiteboard marker smudges all over my face and no idea how long they’ve been there. Sabai, sabai…
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Read more from Amy as she spends her year as a Fulbright Teaching Assistant in Thailand at: https://sameamebutdifferent.wordpress.com/
For more information about the Fulbright Grant Opportunities, check out http://eca.state.gov/fulbright/fulbright-programs