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20 November 2015

Have I Mentioned I Hate Flying? #HogsAbroad

I was doomed from the start. After a delayed flight, a missed connecting flight, a new connecting flight and another missed flight to my final destination, the good news is that I am finally on the right continent! Let’s just hope this isn’t an indication of how the rest of this trip is going to go.

Thanks to thunderstorms in Atlanta, my first flight from XNA was delayed by two hours, which caused me to miss my connecting flight to Amsterdam. A kind lady rerouted me to Paris, which was my original plan before Friday’s terrorist attacks. I could work with that. I was looking forward to practicing my French and eating some delicious French food that I’d been craving since my first trip in 2010.

However, the layover was tight, and I had to run to the international terminal to catch my flight. But there was no reason to rush or worry because once I boarded the plane, we sat for an hour before taking off because of technical problems with the plane. I finally got into the air, and what followed was typical. I watched a couple movies, ate some nasty airplane food and tossed and turned trying to get at least a couple hours of sleep. Still not too worried.

Yet upon landing, that’s when I started to fall into a fiery furnace of chaos. I had a one-hour layover, and I had to run to my terminal, again. That’s when I really began to regret skipping the gym for the past three weeks. Thanks to a less-than-efficient layout of Charles de Gaulle and beefed up security throughout the airport, I missed my flight by minutes. I was so close. I saw it sitting on the tarmac through the glass window, but the flight attendants told me they were no longer boarding.

Then, of course, I had to hike halfway across the airport in the direction I had just come to get a new flight. Oh, and I got lost a couple times. I gave up on trying to speak sophisticated French at that point. “Je suis perdue.” That was the only phrase on my lips for nearly anyone who would listen.
As I sit here at my gate, treating myself to macaroons, the only thing I can think of is, “It’s going to be a miracle if my luggage makes it to my destination.” Karma has to owe me something, right? I also have a slight urge to use the bathroom, but I’m too scared to leave in case I get lost again. Here’s to holding it for two hours!

For those of you who have stuck with me until the end of this post, I sincerely apologize for the rant, but that’s what the Internet is for, right?

The next time I travel to Europe, I’m swimming.
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